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Little old ladies know who Torchwood are /facepalm. I love it that when Gwen yelled “Blowfish!” Tosh, Ianto and Owen poke their heads out together (gif not mine)

Oh god will that Blowfish shut the fuck up already?

NO JACK THEY DID NOT MISS YOU GET OVER YOURSELF. What do you expect when you ditched them like that, a hug??

Whoah Spike did you dye your hair?? What are you doing in Cardiff?? Why are you dressed all weird?

You just drove off with their SUV oh fuck you Jack stop making me side with Owen re: your asshattery and lack of transparency!

I love that while they’re staring at their dearly departed SUV Ianto is the only one with enough sense to immediately hail a taxi, and Tosh is all “no big deal I can track him with this tracker” Now you know why they’re my faves.

…weirdest reunion ever /press fast-forward

Gwen and Jack’s will-they-won’t-they is boring. Poor Rhys though. Moving on.

Paralyzing lipgloss are you shitting me?

Hmm, as cute as it is to watch a flustered Jack asking Ianto for a proper date whilst partially hiding behind a pillar, I have a feeling that he’s just settling with Ianto because Gwen is now engaged, and I don’t know how to feel about that =/ Ianto’s reaction is still cute though.

“Eye Candy”. Hmmm. I like.

Ow. Ow ow ow ow that looks seriously painful Jack >_<

You managed to save ALL your friends Ianto you’re so badass <3 …did you actually give John’s offer for an orgy a consideration Ianto??

Youch, well done dead lady, nice one. Ianto’s glee at John’s potential demise is delicious. And John eyeing a poodle while being attached to a bomb is hilarious. I wish this show is a comedy thriller instead of…sci-fi/thrileer/drama/whatever it is.

Seriously Gwen, tell Jack you love him? What about Rhys, your fiance??

No one wants you in their gang John, go away.

Ianto taking charge and shooting Owen is the best thing ever in series 1. Jack, stop mooning around with your namesake and help Tosh get your ass out back into the 21th century!

The rift is open. Well done Torchwood Three.

Okay Jack, I hate Owen as much as the next dude but wtf he still opened the rift to get you and Tosh back. Now you being immortal and Caucasian male and shit may not make you mind being stuck in the past but I highly doubt Tosh appreciates being stranded in WWII and being the only Japanese around with bombs falling everywhere. Why is Tosh as a Japanese being stuck in 1941 bad? As she says, “Pearl Harbor is a few months away.”

Also, as a leader that is supposed to lead an organization that defends Great Britain from alien attacks and time travels it’s very poor ass leadership to just throw your hands up and say “I don’t know what to do!” when the time rift is opened and shit starts to come through. Also it’s a terrible thing to fire your subordinate just because they ask what’s your plan and demand a little transparency from you.

Also abandoning them without a word? Not cool.

Although Gwen? Jack has a point. If you’re oh-so in love with Rhys why do you jump into bed with Owen repeatedly? And will you stop making googly eyes with Jack while you’re at it? Make up your mind girl.

I’m just watching this show for Ianto and Tosh at this point.

After watching more episodes and seeing ALL of Torchwood Three screw up majorly in many different ways, I’ve decided that I’ll overlook Ianto’s stupid hiding-my-alien-cyborg-girlfriend-in-the-headquarter’s-basement screw up and love him because his snarky McSnarkpants gives me life haha

Oh Gwen, must you sleep with Owen? This will not end well.

“Countrycide” is like Hot Fuzz meets Shawn of the Dead, except with cannibals instead of zombies (but didn’t you hear? Cannibals are making a comeback and is the new zombies!)

Jack how and why did you get on top of these high buildings? Get down before you catch a cold or something, being immortal is no excuse sheesh

Jack stop saying “Torchwood” and making the crazy psychotic killer go even more psychotic.

Suzie why are you drinking if you’re dead already? I mean you have a gaping hole at the back of your head and all…

Ianto lol why are you looking so high?

Okay now I know why they forgive Ianto so easily after “Cyberwoman”, since apparently Torchwood agents frequently help people they’re supposed to kill/destroy wtf Gwen being a newbie is no excuse

You lost power AGAIN? This is why you need to hire more people and stop relying on Ianto for EVERYTHING…wait what he’s able to get connection? Wow no wonder they rely on Ianto for EVERYTHING.

Jack, you’re locked in your own base. Yes it’s funny.

…Ianto, wait, what happened? In ep.4 Jack killed your gf and in ep.6 you’re still quite sore about that and now you’re talking about “stopwatches” and and doing stuff in the offices with Jack?? I never knew you had it in you!

Did I miss something or there are only FIVE people (one whom does not join in the field work) in a whole organization that is the only one actively defending Great Britain from time travel hijinks and aliens shenanigans? And y’all are a secret group and yet you drive in a flashy van with the word “Torchwood” carved in huge letters on the van and EVERYONE, police and locals, knows who you are and what you do?

Fortunately this is established early on so I can thrown logic out of the window while watching this.

Jack.

Jack.

JACK.

Jack I took First Aids at uni so I know that what you’re doing is DEFINITELY not CPR.

ETA: …the alien cyborg thingie is defeated…by a pterodactyl. When Jack threw a mayonnaise sauce (I think) at it. I’m not making this up.

God this show campy, the sci-fi CGI is lame, the plot is terrible and the acting is over the top, yet I can’t stop watching.

Ianto I feel for you man but your gf is gone already, she’s fused with an alien so hiding her in your super sekrit organization’s basement is a pretty stupid move. Let her go and get a grip man.

Torchwood you need a tighter security, what with you all running around with aliens and shit, and y’all are supposed to be super competent wtf